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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 17:43:12 GMT

[9:30 AM]<g-dub> fuckin everyone is saying happy bday to u through the emails.....tell them to stop fuckin filling up my inbox
[9:53 AM]<g-dub> take me off the email list
[9:53 AM]<g-dub> shiet....i dont need to hear every person say happy bday to u

[9:30 AM]<jlin> happy birthday margaret!
[9:30 AM]<jlin> news of ur special day floods my email box
[9:42 AM]<jlin> dude, i'm gettin more haha, it's non stop

Year 23 in Review Alcohol Style, (cause thats all i really remember anyways):
-Number of Times I said I'd quit drinking: 100
-Number of Times I quit Drinking: 0
-Most Alcohol Drinks In One Night: 7
-Most Beers In One Night: 9

Goals Before Year 25:
-Drink 8 Alcoholic Drinks without Yaking.
-Drink 10 Beers Without Yaking.

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 22:34:26 GMT

"so why arent you going to the strip club?"

"because"

"what are you doing today?"

"eating with my family"

"oh....why?"

"...just because"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GORDON! =)

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 21:52:55 GMT

ZEN AND WISDOM OF LIFE

-- It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

-- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

-- No one is listening until you fart.

-- Always remember you are unique -- just like everyone else.

-- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

-- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

-- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

-- Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

-- If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

-- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

-- Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first time.

-- A closed mouth gathers no foot.

-- Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

-- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Thu, 10 Jun 2004 23:03:08 GMT

things that are wack:

- meetings at 11:30am. (thats lunch time...i have somewhat of a life you know)

- being color blind (its not my fault i cant tell the difference between red and green when driving)

- not getting hash browns with your grand slam at dennys.

- slamming on your brakes after someone pretends to want to run a light and then chickens out

- going to dnbs like lemmings just because the ringleader says so.

- wack attacks

- kids playing basketball at 6 in the morning.

- guys that make girls drive everywhere.

- wack people that get all worked up over lunch.

- that blond girl from mean girls.

- laker haters (why you gotta hate? im all about peace and love baby)

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 03:38:13 GMT

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- The Lakers never make it easy. They just keep winning -- and they've made it back to the NBA Finals.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 03:31:53 GMT

"Laker Myth" by Ralph Wiley - This seems as good a time as any to examine the Laker Myth -- the premise that this is one the great basketball teams in recorded American history (if not the greatest team in history) because it is perhaps (and perhaps not) about to win its fourth NBA title in five years with Kobe and Shaq, the Irresistible Force and Immovable Object of basketball, and various supporting players.


	Yeah, the Lakers are good -- but they aren't unbeatable.

But, like most things in sports, it is in point of fact only a myth. In fact, if either the Minnesota Timberwolves or the Detroit Pistons were at their full-strength rosters, and sound of mind as well as body, each of them, it can be argued, could win the NBA title; and one of them should win the NBA title this year.

But these Lakers already pulled one rabbit out of their hats when Derek Fisher, a fortunate man, career-wise, flipped in an improbable shot with 00.4 seconds left to win pivotal Game 5 of the San Antonio series. That's how fine the difference is at this level these days. If Fisher doesn't throw that one in, it can easily be argued that San Antonio could be going for its third NBA title in six years. So what would that make the Spurs?

In truth, if there were, say, eight to 10 fewer teams in the league, more rosters would look apparently power-packed, the way the Lakers' do, and which, thirty-odd years ago, the Knicks, Celtics, Bullets and Lakers looked at the same time.

See what I mean? Myth. Thus, the point has already been made.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 17:58:50 GMT

so whats happened to me in the past week (in no particular order):

--last saturday, i had dinner with 3 HOT guys.

--my coworker called my ju at google and asked her if she was the janitor

--someone read my essays and called me a fob

--i didnt have any money so somebody had to pay for me and then when i did have money i couldnt go eat anymore =(

--i was running on the treadmill and tripped and wasnt hurt but i made a funny noise and everyone looked at me

--i was commented on what beautiful wording i have when i email at work

--i was named chair of a comittee that i didnt want to be the char of

--i ate burger king

Thursday, April 01, 2004

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:55:26 GMT

Wrong woman hurt in 'rape fantasy' tryst

Thursday, April 1, 2004 Posted: 11:04 AM EST (1604 GMT)

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A California man has pleaded guilty to residential burglary after he set up a meeting with a woman on a rape fantasy Internet chat page, but instead broke into a different woman's apartment.

Michael Todd Howard, 35, pleaded guilty in a court in San Diego Tuesday in return for an expected sentence of one year in jail and probation, prosecutors said.

According to court documents, last September, Howard broke into the home of a woman with whom he thought he had set up an encounter on what was described as a "rape fantasy" chat site. After he entered the wrong apartment, he hit and struggled with the 25-year-old woman inside, who told law enforcement officials she thought she was going to be killed.

The victim stopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard's testicles. Howard then asked for the name the victim used in the chat room and she responded by saying she had never visited a chat room and did not have a personal computer.

As a part of the plea deal, prosecutors dropped charges of intent to commit rape, false imprisonment and possession of illegal drugs. Howard will be sentenced next month.

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 22:28:01 GMT

so i went to get the free tickets for great america today...and i stood in line for 30 minutes with some pretty ugly people...i think i should get some applications from extreme makeover...so i request "four" tickets...and the guy just looks at me and looks at my orange slip of paper...and i say "i have 2 kids"...he laughs and gives me two tickets...i think its cause i look like im 12.

so since i have xanga premium:

this is gordon at a chinese restaurant *edit* bellagio buffet:

note: he made me edit my entry because he wanted me to make his picture smaller because he thought he looked fat in the first one

and this is gordon why gordon looks the way he does:

Monday, February 23, 2004

Mon, 23 Feb 2004 18:48:04 GMT

hey gordon...this ones for you!!! =D